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Forever is Here! Duke Nukem Forever

Originally posted BY  MYASHARONA at


Duke Nukem sure has come a long way since the early side scrolling action that captivated the interest of  this young DOS explorer. I would rather NOT tell you about the history of the franchise or why Duke Nukem Forever is the most anticipated game of all time. I would rather NOT tell you to mark your calenders for the June 14th launch. And I would rather NOT tell you that this game looks like it is going to meet all of our long building expectations… but I must.

Put on your shades and prepare to step into the boots of Duke Nukemwhose legend has reached epic proportions in the years since his last adventure. The alien hordes are invading again and only Duke can save the world… and more importantly, our women! Pig cops, alien shrink rays and enormous alien bosses can’t stop our hero from accomplishing his one and only goal: to save the world, save the babes and to be a bad-ass while doing it. The King arrives with an arsenal of over-the-top weapons, non-stop action, and unprecedented levels of interactivity. Duke Nukem was and will forever be immortalized – come this June, history will be made.


Game Features Include:

  • Return of the King: He’s back, baby! The King returns in an explosive and action packed shooter that puts pedal to the metal and tongue firmly in cheek, among other places. Kick ass from the Vegas Strip to the Hoover Dam all while serenading your ears with your favorite Duke-isms.
  • Interact With the World, the Duke Way: Experience a fully interactive and immersive look into Duke’s world. Shoot hoops, lift weights, read adult magazines, draw crude messages on white boards or ogle one of the many beautiful women that populate Duke’s life; that is if you can pull yourself away long enough from kicking ass and taking names.
  • Kick-Ass Arsenal Puts the F-U Into Fun: Obliterate enemies in style while giving them the Duke Nukem one finger salute. Prepare to shoot enemies in the face with a bad-ass assortment of shotguns, RPGs, pipe bombs and other trademark Duke Nukem tools of destruction. That’s going to leave a mess!
  • Glorious Return of Frenetic Multiplayer Action: Multiply your pleasure by engaging in four Duke-tastic modes against seven other players. Freeze, shrink, pipebomb and humiliate your friends as you laugh in their face.


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